Posts by knock knock

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If Your tree limb drops in my yard...ITS GOING BACK..I HATE NEIGHBORS

by restrangled in

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friends

here in florida, we have major yard work most of the year.. i have a neighbor that has tree limbs that drop off into my back yard.....the hell i'm going to deal with them.. so i wait till it's dark, and toss them back over the fence between our 2 yards.

sometimes, i find them back into my own yard.

i would never send limbs over the fence from my own trees from my own yard.. what the hell?........god i hate neighbors!.

knock knock

I must have about the bestest neighbors in the whole wide world or something.

There's a huge pecan tree that is in my yard but looses small limbs into the neighbors yard when the wind is up. I go out and pick them up figuring that's the right thing to do. So a couple of weekends ago I go outside early and what greets me is a pecan tree fully engulfed in toilet paper streamers. Not the most professional job but a fair rendition to be sure. These neighbors have three kids and so this sort of thing I'll just have to expect I suppose. Anyway, I didn't see it happen but the mess was cleaned up in a timely fashion. The last TP encased branch came down yesterday during a storm and I snagged that unsightly one up.

Aside from that, they and the neighbors on my other side have each mowed my lawn a time or two and even fertilized and edged so I return the favors when possible. When I found this house I knew it was the one from the overall feel and I was right. Good neighbors are out there and I got 'em.

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Finally had it out.....

by zack in

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i told my wife i was going to sell everything: the houses, the investment properties, the cars, the boat, the business and give it all to the poor.

she accused me of being a hypocrite because jesus didn't have any of the things i do, including "a place to lay his head.

" so i lay down the challenge: i told her i would get rid of it all.... tomorrow.

knock knock

Get a job for Jesus. LOL great tag line. I wonder if he were here would he perhaps be doing one of the jobs we lazy americans refuse to do? - sorry, got sidetracked.

and MrsJ, that was my question as well. :)

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DRUNKINESS AND ALCOHOL AT BETHEL

by badboy in

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friends

how much was there?

knock knock

Thank you Arthur, I remembered reading the "no, but it helps" incident but did not remember who it had happened to. I just think it's funny in an odd sort of way.

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Finally had it out.....

by zack in

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friends

i told my wife i was going to sell everything: the houses, the investment properties, the cars, the boat, the business and give it all to the poor.

she accused me of being a hypocrite because jesus didn't have any of the things i do, including "a place to lay his head.

" so i lay down the challenge: i told her i would get rid of it all.... tomorrow.

knock knock

going out on a limb here... she didn't think it was such a good idea right?

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Is it true that the WT uses hypnosis covertly during KH meetings?

by seatrout in

i personally am a sceptic regarding the validity of hypnosis as a form of mind control.

i associate it with entertainment tricks pulled by stage performers.. i never experienced any weird happenings during my only two visits to a kh.

is anyone able to refute me?

knock knock

I have to agree with Seeker. On ALL counts.

-goes monotone-
We are not brainwashed. We have never been brainwashed. Brainwashing is bad. I mean we all need our brains washed but not in a bad way, in a good way. Brainwashing is good. We have always taught that.

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We had a JW at the door today...how I handled it..

by megsmomma in

my first instinct was to tell him to go away and my husband was going to answer the door and i said, just tell him we are disfellowshipped.

(i am da'd....he hasn't ever been, but, he is "guilty by association" and conciders himself da'd too...).

so, it is one older man and he is handing out the "follow the christ" convention invitation.

knock knock

Wow, sounds like you threw it all at him at once. lol Was his head spinning when he left?

There is one thing that I'm especially glad about and that is the way I learned of the WT historical bleeps, bloopers and blunders and dare I say it, practical jokes. Didn't come from no innernet - I read much of it straight from the WT's own mouth. I have done plenty of follow-up online though :) JW's have only come around once at my house and I wasn't home. Not sure of how it will play out when they do pop up though. Hopefully I won't come off as an internet addicted, drooling mad apostate type. Oh, wait...there's the doorbell now. :[.....

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How To Destroy The Watchtower Religion

by saved in

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i mean destroy like they're down to 200 members and most of them are in some retarded people's homes in albany new york..

knock knock

Someone did a spoof WT page with that on it. Nip it.

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James Penton claims big Watchtower revelations to come...

by slimboyfat in

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he commented on another site:.

oh, i must mention: when barbara and rud publish, they will shake the foundations of the watchtower society, and i will have to rewrite many parts of apocalypse delayed to fit with the newly revealed information.

no one knows the dry rot that has existed in that organization as do they.

knock knock

I agree with under believer. As far as witnesses go, Russell, Rutherford and I'd say any revelations about any jw from the past will roll right off their backs. It does not matter. We all have read volumes about the history of the WT and shocking as some of it may be to us so called apostates, it makes not one iota of difference to any true believer. Some will trickle out but earth shaking? Doubt it unless as has been posted already, the money trail is revealed.

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